Yoohoo Im Here

Hello darlings and greeting from Miami - well Coral Gables to be precise. Yes we are finally ensonced in our new spanish mission styled abode - but as you know it has not been without drama. I have been in a permanent state of flux, truly and only now do I feel like I have come through the miasma.

I commissioned the new "it" designers Carlos and Juan from Floridecor. Darlings those latin queens were difficult to deal with. One is from Meheeco, the other from Puerto Reeco and they arrived in a whirlwind of floral shirts and its all hola this and hola that. I no comprende sweeties. Furthermore its all about a hoochie coochie look - so much colour - they seemed perplexed at my suggestion of beige with seafoam green accents. We got there in the end.

So now we call Miami home and our New York loft the weekender. I mean I could never not maintain a residence in NY.

My darling Richard and I have just celebrated our 1st wedding annivesary. The mother in law has slowly warmed to me despite my not "choosing" to become one of the "chosen" people. I might add these days so many hot jewish guys are marrying hot shiksa girls......like me.

Sonia darling - I must commend you on your on going fund raising efforts for this invideous Clowns Desease that seems to be on the increase - its quite shocking and Miami seems to be especially beset by sufferers - I see them all the time when roller blading down South Beach - sad sad site that it is. In fact I think my new maid Esmerelda whom I am convinced floated into Miami Harbour on an inflatable ring from Costa Rica could be in the early stages of it - too much makeup too much. I simply do not know what to do other than I will be sure to come to the next soiree in Canada to give give give.

But onto matters of a more festive nature. My house warming party. Darlings invitations will be going out shortly - but here is the heads up - its going to be a huge pool party at our mansion - the theme is hippy chic and I already have an ensemble - I picked up a vintage Thea Porter kaftan from my fave store in NYC and I will wear this with a cocktail ring of vulgar proportion.

Before finishing - I had a call from Mahtilda who was in an exciteable state, not artificially created either. She has secured a part in a new Sci Fi comedy called "Spacecapades" she play the role of an alien beauty pageant contestent "Miss Moon Floss" and she gets say two words "intergalactic Peace". Yes I know - I had to stop myself from snickering.

Laters lovelies.

xx